I’m having a problem now that my darling hubs is back home where he belongs. I am suffering from terrible fits of anxiety and occasional bouts of jealousy. I am worried my darling has forsaken me. My darling Nixon, that is. Little traitor. I spend four weeks wiping up his pee, picking up his poop, refilling his water bowl and scratching his belly, all for him to trade me in for a larger, hairier, human.
Granted, the hubs is not to keen on the furball. But I’m beginning to think his gruff aloofness towards the pooch is all a rouse. I would swear on my dear angel boy’s soul that I heard the distinct murmuring of “Good boy,” and “Who’s your Daddy?” last night when I left the living room.
And I find it peculiar that the man who, for years, refused to get up in the morning, no matter how many times the alarm clock rang or how many jabs in the ribs he endured, is now the first one up out of bed. He claims it is because he doesn’t want to have to clean up puppy poop, but I’m starting to think otherwise. Perhaps it is because he enjoys little Nixon’s exuberant greetings after a long night in the kennel.
What really worries me is this morning, my hubs was sitting on the bed when I noticed him patting it, and telling me to come on and hurry up.
Stupid me, here I thought the hubs wanted a quicky, to get the blood pumping. Not entirely averse to the idea, I respond.
Turns out he was talking to my dog, trying to get him to jump on the bed.
Apparently a quick round of tug-o-war is more stimulating than a roll in the sheets with his willing wife.
Like I said. I’m suffering from terrible fits of anxiety and occasional bouts of jealousy…
Fidget
seriously we are all worriedpgtmynly
Meredith
Longtime reader – My first post ever is joining the voices in wondering where you are. I also hope everything is ok. Bloglines isn’t the same without you.
Old MD Girl
I hope your absence means at least one of the following:
1) You’re on a fabulous vacation filled with hot sex and fun times with the fam
2) You have a new book deal and no longer have time to write on your blog.
3) The theraputic benefits of this blog have run their course, and you no longer need us.
Forget all that. You were my favorite blog to read every day, I will never forgive you if you just desert us. Come back!!
Crazedmomof4
I have been checking back to see if there is a new post. Nope there is not! Like everyone else, I’m worried something might be wrong, but hoping you are just to busy to write since it is summer. Please let us know all is well. My thoughts & prayers to you& your family.
You are one funny Redneck Mommy!
Beth
Delurking to join in the worrying.
Abandoned in Pasadena
I’m getting really worried now because you left so suddenly without warning…I could understand your absence if you were on vacation, but I’m worried that maybe you have gone into some kind of deep depression.
I pray that you are okay and that you are just way tooo busy having fun with your husband, kids & Nixon this summer. I’ll be back to check on you again.
Bear Hugs to a good friend,
Sandy
Binky
I miss you, T. Hope to read you soon.
Abandoned in Pasadena
T…it has been over a month since your last post. You are a gifted writer and posted on a regular basis…you also took it upon yourself to notify your readers of possible absences in the past, so this is why I have become very concerned. Please know that I’m thinking about you and I miss you.
Sandy
~*~ D ~*~
I miss you and I really hope that you are ok! We are all worried about you, I hope you are safe.
dbyrd0505@gmail.com
L-Girl
Where’d you go?
OldOldLady Of The Hills
Where are you my dear “T”? I hope nothing is wrong…I wouldn’t like that at all…!
Many of us are worried and/or concerned because it has been quite a long time since you posted.
Do let us know, dear “T”. You are missed!
stefanierj
worried here too. Don’t make me send you an email a day.
Lindsay
We are missin’ you!
Tee-T
Sorry, I relate with Mr. Hubby on this one. I am so jealous of our dog. I never get ANY attention.
::whine:: ::whine::
I enjoy your blog!
Izzy
T,
I’m posting again because I am worried about you as are many others.
PLEASE drop someone an email and let us know that you are okay.
J.
GIRL!
Where the hell are ya?
You have us all worried.
Hoping you’re okay…
jess
damn and fuck! i’m sorry, but where are you?
could you just email me and let me know?
really, this sucks.
Suburban Turmoil
T, What the heck?! Where are you?!
Hope everything’s okay…
mamatulip
T…at the risk of sounding like an internet stalker I’m starting to get worried, girl. Hope you’re okay.
Mary-LUE
Well, it has been a few days since someone asked about you. You don’t know me but I know what I can about you from reading your blog. My sense is you aren’t answering because you aren’t reading. I hope that you are working through whatever it is that has led to your abrupt departure from blogging. It’s hard not to read into what might be the reasons. Despite what one might think, it is impossible to know.
Regardless, I just wanted to put a comment here and I hope others continue to do so. Because when you come back, I hope you will see how many people have missed you and care about you and are ready to listen to whatever you have to share.