Well dear internet, I am off. Soon I will be squiring my mother to a mountain resort to begin the mother-daughter bonding process.
Either we bond, or I will be locked up in the clink, waiting to make bail after I choke the life out of her.
I figure it’s a crap shoot either way.
I won’t be posting, but I will be out here, lurking and hanging on your every word. (Because when I’m hanging on your words I won’t have to be listening to hers…)
And don’t worry, I will have fun. Jose Cuervo and Dr. Sambucca are good friends of mine. I plan on catching up with the boys while I’m away.
Be back on Friday, and play safe people!
Mrs. Chicky
I wish you all the best of luck in your endeavor to not kill your mother this week.
Mary-LUE
That cartoon is perfect! I recently wrote about my own life baggage…
Hang in there with your mom. I hope you are able to enjoy the week, not do and bring us back some stories!
Mrs. Chicken
Get a massage for me!
Daisydee
Well I hope you have a good time in the mountains. I’m sure you will have lots to talk about when you return. Have a drink or 10 for me!
kimmyk
Call me. *holds finger phone to my ear*
I’ll bail you out of the slammer should the occasion arise.
Make a game of it. Everytime your momma says something negative throw back a shot. After a few she’ll start sounding like that teacher on Charlie Brown…
Motherkitty
Have fun, relax, forget about all the negatives and I hope you reconnect on the positives.
See ya on the flip side and can’t wait to hear all about it.
dennis
So that is why we have the Orange Alerts at all of our airports…
J.
Have fun!!!
creative-type dad
Good luck!
Tell Jose and the Doc ‘hello’ for me.
Her Bad Mother
Now THIS I wanna hear about. Is your mother also acquainted with Messrs. Cuervo and Sambuca?
Abandoned in Pasadena
Have a good time and tell us all about it when you get out of jail. *LOL* (just kidding)