I’m off to a slow start this morning. Usually, I rise at the crack of dawn, feed the needy monsters society refers to as my children, then plant my arse in front of the computer to compose the literary genius you have all become accustomed to reading.
(Quiet in the peanut gallery. It’s hard to type when I’m being drown out by sniggering.)
However, last night wore me out. My son’s team got the stuffing knocked out of them again. It was painful. It hurt to watch. I just wanted to run in there, shove some youngsters aside and kick the damn ball myself. There is nothing worse than doing the parental walk of shame past the opposing parents while trying to explain to your son that it is not important if you win or lose, it’s how you play the game.
(Bah humbug. I’ll take a victory over this shit any day.)
Too make matters worse, my darling children would not stop fighting. They were at each other’s throats the moment they stepped off the school bus till the moment they finally fell asleep. Even being separated and threatened to be hung by their toes upside down so Nixon, the World’s Greatest Dog, Ever. could have his way with them was not enough to quiet the masses.
I remember the days of not getting along with my big brother, Stretch. I lived in fear of being thrown through the drywall for provoking him with my smart mouth. (I was kind of a stupid sassy chick, the kind who never knew when to stand down or shut up.)
But I honestly thought I had this sibling gig beat. Fric and Frac are so very different from Stretch and myself, that I never really worried about buying any spackle. I’m starting to wonder now, though.
Stretch always tells me I am the foolhardy naive one in the family, ready to believe almost anything.
Surely that doesn’t apply to my own children. They won’t fight like cats and dogs forever, right? It’s just a phase. It’ll get easier from here, right? When they are 14 and 15 they will be braiding each other’s hair (Frac is trying to grow his long) and dating each other’s friends with their respective blessings. They may even wear matching shirts. Right?
Your silence is deafening. And you there, in the back. I don’t need to hear about the sale on drywall compound at the local hardware store.
Smart asses.
jen
dude. it’s why i’ve only got one. my brother and i fought mercilessly.
but then sometimes well, the fighting might be a lovely sound.
flutter
I gave my brother a black eye when I was two. Wrong on so many levels, yet so right….
mamatulip
You?
Sassy?
I can’t believe it.
Worker Mommy
My sisters and I had the occasional fight but good lord we never fought like my stepdaughters. Lets see besides the fact that they actually wrestle with one another TomGirl, my 14 year old, has these wonderful names for her sister like “the stinkinator” and “mustachio”. Just crazy mean stuff and I know it wasn’t this way before puberty!
Yep, sista, you got lots to look forward too!
sam
My brother and I fought incessantly when we were younger, now we’re closer then ever! It can happen!
Suburban Oblivion
“I was kind of a stupid sassy chick, the kind who never knew when to stand down or shut up.”
You??? Nooooooooooooo. I don’t believe it for a minute.
kgirl
Seriously, me and my big sister are absolutely astounded when either of my parents reminds us that we used to fight. We don’t remember at all, having glossed over years of provocation and sibling uh, rivalry (resulting in having shared a very small room for 10 years), with only memories of sisterly love.
Fric and Frac will be okay; however, you might not come out unscathed.
toyfoto
This is scaring me a little. But, then again, we have about 17 tubs of drywall compound hanging around the house.
dennis
so sorry to hear about the kids fighting…ok you in the back. What hardware store has that sale on joint compound??
jenny uk
I held my sisters head by her ears and banged it against the side of the oven when she was 7 and I was 13, she deserved it and I’d do it again if ahe wasnt taller than me now and I cant reach her ears…!
amanda
Can’t you parents start necking in fornt of them and gross them into a stoney silence? Did I really just say “necked” WTF?
Patty House
It must have been in the air yesterday. My 2 were acting the same way and they are only 4 and 7.
I wouldn’t know if it ceases later. My siblings were all WAY older than me. I had the house to myself by the time I was 11.
julia
My sister and I fought like wet tomcats stuck inside a burlap bag. It didn’t stop until I went off to college. We get along now, but it took a long time before that happened.
Stock up on ibuprofen. And joint compound.
my float
Ah puberty. I remember it well. My former best friend (ie my broher) turned into a sullen boor. And when I hit puberty, it smacked me right back. Good times.
We “hated” each other. There was the time when my brother threw a paintbrush at my (absconding) back. I had the angry red outline of a paintbrush on my back for about a week.
Consider it reality tv. Watch it and don’t get involved. It’ll sort itself out. Sure it will.
Tiger Lamb Girl
My sister and I used to fight like cats and dogs. We only became close in our late 20′s.
Having said that, I’m sure since Fric and Frac have you as their mother, they will not drift apart for too long. They’ll probably remain very close despite the occasional bickering.
Check out Crystal on http://boobsinjuriesanddrpepper.blogspot.com/
for some awesome parenting tips.
She’s right up your alley, if you don’t already know about her.
I’m totally taking notes.
deb
The fighting does stop, when one of them moves out. How old are they again? Shouldn’t be long.
Puberty just knocks the shit out of their brains, or into their brains really. It’s a cruel, cruel trick of nature.
Maybe you should buy some drywall compound:)
carrie
I’ll be joining you at the hardware store when they have a sale on spackle and drywall.
I’m thinking boxing gloves.
crazymumma
ouch.
my almost ten year old is at turns ahideous beast, then all of a sudden sweet as can be. I think some sibling fighting is totally normal, and they will probably always do it. But judging from how you describe your parenting, they are going to learn about keeping on being great friends as well.
have hope darling.
Bennie
I’ve seen this happen to a great friend of mine who happens to be a single mom. Her daughter is so mouthy to her that I honestly want to spank the living poo out of her. My wife says it’s puberty and that she did the same thing to her mom at that age. I love my ma-in-law. Sorry hon but had I seen you do that to your mom I’d have spanked you too…and not in the good way.
Jenni in KS
My brother and I didn’t get along that well growing up. We were okay *some* of the time, though. I remember him throwing boxes and punches at me and he has the scars on his arms to prove that I fought back (and that I never trimmed my nails). We get along great now, though.
My 16yods and 14yodd are best buds now and do everything you mentioned but the hair braiding thing. They weren’t so friendly when they were Fric and Frac’s ages, though. They’re setting a good example for the two behind them, and things are going slightly better there than they did for them at the same age.