Ten years ago today, I was tossing my cookies, while holding back my veil trying not to splatter puke on it.
Not that the idea of marrying Boo was vomit inducing, far from it. But seeing as how we were rabbits back then whose sole purpose in life was um, procreating; your oldest son, approximately four gestational months old, was making my life difficult while your eight month old daughter was preventing me from actually sleeping (or eating anything other than dried cheerios.)
Last year, on our nine anniversary, while still reeling from our loss, I wrote pretty words of love for you. Of course, since then, I have pointed out to the world what an asshat you can be. I do on occasion, to prevent people from thinking you are a complete twit, point out some of your admirable qualities.
This year, I am taking a new direction. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. May you read these pictures and feel all of the love, joy, exasperation, happiness, annoyance, sadness, occasional anger, perpetual lust, friendship and kindness that I feel towards my husband.
Against all odds, and countless bets made between our relatives and our pastor, we have survived. Flourished. And brought more of our crazy genes in to help with my plans of global domination.
Here is to decades more of being a thorn in your mother’s side. I love you.
Now please excuse me, I have a flight to catch to surprise my husband this evening. I have planned an evening filled with expensive champagne (followed up with wild monkey sex) for the two of us. I’ll be back tomorrow, hung over, happy, and hopefully wearing a very big smile.
Ten years later and we still can’t keep our hands off each other.
***Special thanks to all our children, family, friends and local liquor store employees who have helped us make it this far. Take a bow people. You’ve earned it.***








creative-type dad
10 year – wow. Congrats!
Don’t disturb the jungle too much, some of us animals with spouses on business trips don’t need to be reminded.
MamaMichelsBabies
Happy belated anniversary you two!
mamatulip
You don’t look like no stinkin’ redneck!! You look CLASSY!
Happy Anniversary.
Ruth Dynamite
There’s nothing more beautiful than ten years of monkey love. Congrats and many more years of health, happiness, and ever afters!
Em
Congratulations on ten great years. You were a beautiful bride and he was a handsome groom. I say that in the most manly of ways, of course.
Best wishes for many many more happy years.
Ms McFearsome
Delurking to say, “Happy Mother’s Day!”
Twisted Cinderella
Awwe . . . wonderful post! Happy Anniversary!
Her Bad Mother
Happiest of anniversaries, friend!!! (sorry to be late on this)
(Also? I barfed, too.)
J.
You crack me up T.
Happy belated anniversary.
Hope4Grace
Awesome pics, thanks for sharing! Enjoy your rocking Mother’s Day…
jellyhead
Happy anniversary T!
And by the way, you are both seriously, seriously gorgeous.
Kelly
Happy Anniversary. Hope the vines are swinging and the champagne is flowing and the monkey sex is awesome! (Just hoping it’s longer than usual monkey copulation, which would be really, really disappointing!)
Kathryn
Just found your site and have enjoyed what I’ve been reading so far. Ten years! That’s great. Keep up the good work (in life and online).
Gunfighter
You Canucks spell funny!
my float
May you both continue to make lots of magic together for many many more years.
Those photos are amazing. I can’t believe you think he would go for a younger version. Who looks that good being four months pregnant and a mother of an eight month old??? Stop whinging, girl.)
Nancy
Happy belated anniversary. What a gorgeous couple you are! Hope you enjoyed your evening of celebration and wild monkey sex.