I should have been born a boy. In fact, up until the moment of my screaming arrival, my parents and the doctor were convinced I was a boy. They had a lovely boy name picked out for me and everything. I wrecked their plans when I had a whoohoo instead of a willy.
But I wonder if all that male confusion somehow imprinted itself onto my personality while I was in utero. Not that I’m not feminine, and my darling Boo will attest to the fact that I not only have all the right female parts but I know how to use them, (wink, wink) but like boys, I am fascinated by one thing.
Actually, a pair of things. Boobs.
I love boobs. Tits, love sacks, fun bags, the girls, breasts. I’ll take them all. I tease Boo if he were to grow a pair he’d be the perfect man. However, since he’s not much of a cross-gendered transvestite, I have to make do like most of the male persuasion, and oogle.
I now have grown to appreciate my little set. I’ve decorated them and learned how to make them seem bigger than they really are. I have invested heavily in water bras, pushup bras, underwires, chicken cutlets, foam inserts and even occasionally a roll of duct tape. (Best invention ever!)
I have made peace with my pair. My husband is fond of them. They worked when I asked them to and they haven’t dropped to my ankles yet. So why is it, when I see a woman, attractive or not, I just itch to grab her boobs? Just to cop a quick feel. Are they soft, are they real? Do they really feel like the big cottony cushions they resemble?
Is this normal? Do I have some not-so-latent lesbian fascination? Am I alone in my love of the boob?
(Standing up from behind her computer screen and raising her hand) Hi, my name is T and I am enchanted by boobs. Especially your boobs. Please keep them well covered and out of arms reach (and I have freakishly long arms) so as not to entice my obsession.
Or come a little closer and undo that top button. Which ever floats your boat. I promise not to complain either way.
the new girl
This post is Hil.ar. i. ous.
I worked with this one woman who was dying to grab my boobs all the time. She was a totally hetero, middle-aged mother of two. Finally, I relented and she was so happy.
I am way grabbable, apparently.
As to your questio, I’ll sneak a peek now and then, I admit it.
Bethany
I would disappoint, we refer to my chest as “lack o rack”.
You would love my friend, though. After she had her boob job, she whipped ‘em out and insisted I touch them. To be honest, she didn’t have to insist too much.
Hey I was curious!
kimmyk
I useta be a D now I’m a ‘full B’ and now they’re long. How ya feel about LONG? I am in the process of getting these girls lifted back to where they once were when I was a young girl. If that happens I’ll letcha oogle my goodies anyday.
moosh in indy.
I managed a somewhat naughty lingrie store back in my day and woo hoo boobs facinate me too. I’m unable to tell my husband this though. It would cause him to pass out and die.
Not what I want.
bubandpie
Yeah, boobs are awesome. I think I’d be afraid to touch, though. Hilarious post.
dennis
I love me a nice set of boobs!
I love me a nice ass
nice legs
nice eyes
But only naturals rock my world!!
flutter
I thought I was the only one!!! I love a good pair of boobs, of which I am also in posession. But seriously, a friend of mine had hers um, enhanced and the first thing she did when they healed up and let me feel her up. Ah the joys of bewbs.
jenny
I’m an A/B, they went to a firm c when I was breastfeeding but only for the seven months I fed dumpling. Now they are back to looking like a slightly developed teenager, I’ve never had the type of boobs that have an ‘overhang’, you know touch the skin underneath! I read somewhere that if you can hold one pencil under your breast without it falling then thats a good size perky breast, my mum says does it count if she can hold a pencil case and a lunch box….! At least mine being small means they didnt droop much after two kids, not enought to droop!
my float
Hey, let’s swap. Feel free to take my HUMUNGOUS melons and I’ll have your As.
(PS. Finally got around to answering those darn questions. Only six months late!)
MaddMomma
I got bazongas. I have to special order all of my bras because my size isn’t carried in stores. The last ones I ordered were J’s and they were too small in the cup. My back hurts all the time.
The hubby isn’t complaining though.
Hope4Grace
I just love that you freely stand up and admit it, I think all “small” women secretly look…cause it’s something we don’t have. We admire, I say we cause I’m a big fan of enhancements…I love Victoria’s Secret.
Mz. Jackson
Ah, don’t worry, you’re normal. I’m a D cup and I’m fascinated with boobs too. Not attracted sexually to them or anything, just fascinated. I think it just all goes back to them being our primary source of nutrition in the very beginning.
sam
I love you.
You can touch mine. I’ll let you!
deb
I’m fascinated with boobs as well, again probably because of my own lack. Since my youngest developed her boobs and of course, I’m taking care of her, I no longer find them so fascinating. Her’s are huge, she’s 28F. They dont’ even make bras that big and that small. But what’s worse is how much they sag already, she’s 14! And they’re covered in stretch marks. Cured me.
Heather
I guess I never got on the boob bandwagon because I haven’t been able to go without a bra since the end of elementary school. Big boobs aren’t all they are cracked up to be when you have a small frame. Sure, they’re fun to look at, but they’re not that fun to lug around.
I don’t think your fascination is abnormal or secret-squirrel lesbian, though. I think it’s pretty normal. So, oogle away!
Gunfighter
BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!
Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
T, I am certain that yours are quite loveley as they are. The additional decorations?
Oh yeah.
Suburban Oblivion
It’s total boob envy, and me and my barely-B’s are right there with ya!
Bon
i has boobs. i likes ‘em. but i always wanted to try going without a bra, so i’m kinda hoping that stopping nursing will effectively result in a reduction. preferably without saggage.
yes, it’s nice here in my fantasy world. come over…you can touch ‘em before they disappear.
lisalou
Just grab ‘em.
Mo
I got boobs. Real ones. Enhanced by VS Very Sexy Push Up bras. I like my boobs. Guys seem to also. Girls too…just tonight at dinner I caught my best friend checking out my rack. I called her on it and she says “I can’t help it. They are right out in front, looking all perky through your tshirt tonight.”
You’re not alone!
What I notice is if a fellow female needs to invest in a good bra. I just don’t get the droopies or ill fitting over the shoulder boulder holders with so many choices out there.