Comments on: Nightmare on Redneck Road

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:14:24 +0000

I always have vivid dreams and every so often they involve my husband, cheating, sex, tears, retribution, old boy friends, old girl friends or some sort of combo of the above. On more than one occasion I’ve awoken to be absolutely furious with something he did in my dream world. I think on one occasion I didn’t speak to him for the entire morning I was still so angry.

Poor guy!

By: Arkie Mama

Arkie Mama — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:29:33 +0000

Please tell me you’ve had braces and all sorts of painful dental work and that you weren’t born with those gorgeous teeth.

Because if you were, I — former wearer of the geeky orthodontic headgear — and obligated to resent you!

Beautiful pic.

And I love the way you have not only your spouse trained and fearful, but his friends as well!

By: Dre the Texican

Dre the Texican — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:50:34 +0000

Oh shit shit shit. Wait, did I miss the post where you told everyone you won a Bloggie? Well congratulations. Yay.

By: larrylily

larrylily — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:15:01 +0000

My wife, whose dreams have to be toned DOWN to make Stephen King stories, or slasher movies, or Dexter themes, has dreams that put ME into a bad light.

Women have very fertile imaginations, self sprouting to be exact.

So when she wakes up and says she had a bad night, she had bad dreams, I HAVE to soothe her a bit, or else I will not wake up the next day if she suspects that my lack of reassurances are reason that her dreams are in NO way a reflection of me and my life.

My first wife had bad dreams also, snake dreams, waking up screaming at the top of her lungs, fire in her eyes, and generally these happened in motels as we were traveling, great, wake up the entire west wing, third floor of the Holiday Inn.

What is with women, its bad enough if they cant find their “G” spot, but for crying out loud, these dreams have to stop. , you need to find your “happy” button.

No wonder men die before women, its the fear of retaliation, its easier to just say F’ it, and die. LOL

Men dont have dreams, they have fantasy’s, women dont have fantasies, they have nightmares.

Sleep tight Tanis, dont let the bed bugs bite!

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:37:49 +0000

I’VE HAD THE SAME DAMN DREAM! AND HAVE WOKEN UP MAD, TOO.

Damn, we’re, like, sisters or something. I always wanted a sister…