Comments on: Phone Manners http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:13:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: LAVENDULA http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/comment-page-3/#comment-10741 LAVENDULA Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:11:35 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/#comment-10741 HARR!!!!! damn i have a stitch in my side from laughing so much... HARR!!!!! damn i have a stitch in my side from laughing so much…

]]> By: Babyamore (Trish) http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/comment-page-3/#comment-10737 Babyamore (Trish) Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:11:26 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/#comment-10737 this is hilarious ... and do you know it reminds me of the day I said - actually screamed "p i s s off " to my step Grandmother as a teenager (about 16 yrs old I was) - in Australia -you used to be able to call 199 or something and it made an extension at same address ring. We had a lady living with her sons in a detached granny flat. Her older teenage sons were home alone and so was I ... locked in the house of course. They kept bugging my all night so I finally had enough and I did my block and dropped the Pee off - then 'Nana K' the good baptist christian said "I beg your pardon"... this was in good ole days when p *ss off was like the f bomb. I wet myself and almost cried ! I hung up and thankfully my parents let me off the hook ... the old bag probably never forgive me. I hated those boys forever. I have to post it .. thanks. Ps I love the last picture !!!! <a href="http://mylittledrummerboys.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">My Little Drummer boys</a> this is hilarious … and do you know it reminds me of the day I said – actually screamed “p i s s off ” to my step Grandmother as a teenager (about 16 yrs old I was) – in Australia -you used to be able to call 199 or something and it made an extension at same address ring.

We had a lady living with her sons in a detached granny flat. Her older teenage sons were home alone and so was I … locked in the house of course.
They kept bugging my all night so I finally had enough and I did my block and dropped the Pee off – then ‘Nana K’ the good baptist christian said “I beg your pardon”… this was in good ole days when p *ss off was like the f bomb. I wet myself and almost cried !

I hung up and thankfully my parents let me off the hook … the old bag probably never forgive me. I hated those boys forever.

I have to post it .. thanks.

Ps I love the last picture !!!!
My Little Drummer boys

]]> By: mamatulip http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/comment-page-3/#comment-10718 mamatulip Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:15:19 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/#comment-10718 When I was in college my roommate told me someone from Canadian Tire had been trying to get a hold of me. Forgetting I had a CT Master Card, I brushed it off as some telemarketer. One night at about 8.30, my friend Justin called, pretending to be representing Canadian Tire. I knew it was him, so when he asked for me I said, "She's not available right now. She's in the other room having rough anal sex." Justin sputtered and laughed nervously and stammered over his words, and that's when I realized it wasn't Justin, it was some poor teenage boy trying to talk to me about security options for my Master Card account. I hung up and called Justin, who nearly died when I told him what I'd done. I still can't live it down. When I was in college my roommate told me someone from Canadian Tire had been trying to get a hold of me. Forgetting I had a CT Master Card, I brushed it off as some telemarketer. One night at about 8.30, my friend Justin called, pretending to be representing Canadian Tire.

I knew it was him, so when he asked for me I said, “She’s not available right now. She’s in the other room having rough anal sex.” Justin sputtered and laughed nervously and stammered over his words, and that’s when I realized it wasn’t Justin, it was some poor teenage boy trying to talk to me about security options for my Master Card account.

I hung up and called Justin, who nearly died when I told him what I’d done. I still can’t live it down.

]]> By: Backpacking Dad http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/comment-page-3/#comment-10707 Backpacking Dad Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:35:15 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/#comment-10707 We seem to have a land line just for the telemarketers. I don't actually know of anyone else who calls that number. So now, when the phone rings in the house I answer it with this: [best recorded voice impression]: "Thank you for calling the Menlo Park telemarketer abuse line. Someone will be with you momentarily." I usually don't get to the second sentence. We seem to have a land line just for the telemarketers. I don’t actually know of anyone else who calls that number.

So now, when the phone rings in the house I answer it with this:

[best recorded voice impression]: “Thank you for calling the Menlo Park telemarketer abuse line. Someone will be with you momentarily.”

I usually don’t get to the second sentence.

]]> By: TJ http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/comment-page-3/#comment-10703 TJ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 23:57:05 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/03/21/phone-manners/#comment-10703 OH this should have a warning: Do not read while you are trying to work! Trying to control myself before my co-workers wonder what I'm up to! OH this should have a warning: Do not read while you are trying to work! Trying to control myself before my co-workers wonder what I’m up to!

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