Comments on: Terror on the Trampoline http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:13:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: LadyRevenge http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/comment-page-5/#comment-22779 LadyRevenge Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:39:15 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/#comment-22779 This was a great story! I may not jump on trampolines anymore, but there is nothing to relieve the giant strain of my boobs flopping up and down (despite the bra I am wearing) as I run down stairs. My bladder hasn't gotten much older with age or childbirth (though i have had the occasional leak from laughing, sneezing or coughing too hard), but my boobs sure got longer. I have to wear protective goggles to keep from blacking my own eyes if I run down my mother's staircase sometimes. I don't worry about falling and hitting my head as I go down stairs, I worry about my boobs knocking me senseless and giving me a concussion. This was a great story! I may not jump on trampolines anymore, but there is nothing to relieve the giant strain of my boobs flopping up and down (despite the bra I am wearing) as I run down stairs. My bladder hasn’t gotten much older with age or childbirth (though i have had the occasional leak from laughing, sneezing or coughing too hard), but my boobs sure got longer. I have to wear protective goggles to keep from blacking my own eyes if I run down my mother’s staircase sometimes. I don’t worry about falling and hitting my head as I go down stairs, I worry about my boobs knocking me senseless and giving me a concussion.

]]> By: Betty Lanham http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/comment-page-5/#comment-20370 Betty Lanham Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:45:34 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/#comment-20370 Same thing happened to me :( oh so embarassing! Same thing happened to me :( oh so embarassing!

]]> By: regs http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/comment-page-5/#comment-14745 regs Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:14:31 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/#comment-14745 So, i just found this website and this story and laughed until I had to go pee and then came back to finish reading! I am at work (alone in my store in the mall) and I am hysterically laughing to myself. The guy across the hall must think I'm nuts! This is officially my new favorite site! I love your outlook on life and your sense of humor! Thanks for keeping it real! Having birthed 5 kids of my own, I totally relate. I can't even sneeze or cough hard without "taking the stance", clencing, leaning to one side and getting ready. It's good to know that I'm not the only one beat to hell by giving my lovely little ones life...... So, i just found this website and this story and laughed until I had to go pee and then came back to finish reading! I am at work (alone in my store in the mall) and I am hysterically laughing to myself. The guy across the hall must think I’m nuts! This is officially my new favorite site! I love your outlook on life and your sense of humor! Thanks for keeping it real!

Having birthed 5 kids of my own, I totally relate. I can’t even sneeze or cough hard without “taking the stance”, clencing, leaning to one side and getting ready. It’s good to know that I’m not the only one beat to hell by giving my lovely little ones life……

]]> By: Holly http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/comment-page-5/#comment-14711 Holly Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:33:32 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/#comment-14711 I have been reading your blog for awhile now and you are funny as hell! I can relate, I have had 3 kids myself and my bladder has never been the same. I have to cross my legs and pray everytime I sneeze.... I have been reading your blog for awhile now and you are funny as hell! I can relate, I have had 3 kids myself and my bladder has never been the same. I have to cross my legs and pray everytime I sneeze….

]]> By: Jenny, Bloggess http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/comment-page-5/#comment-14706 Jenny, Bloggess Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:54:47 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/2008/08/20/terror-on-the-trampoline/#comment-14706 I'm fine until I get bronchitis. Then I'm fucked. Also, remember when your grandma would say she couldn't play because she had bad knees. I bet that was code for "I will pee all over you". I’m fine until I get bronchitis. Then I’m fucked.

Also, remember when your grandma would say she couldn’t play because she had bad knees. I bet that was code for “I will pee all over you”.

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