Comments on: His Bark is Louder than His Bite http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 08:13:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: 1meennggr http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/comment-page-5/#comment-24258 1meennggr Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:27:08 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/?p=520#comment-24258 You rednecks are fucking idiots..and all of you are fucking rednecks! You rednecks are fucking idiots..and all of you are fucking rednecks!

]]> By: Shawnie http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/comment-page-5/#comment-19026 Shawnie Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:54:03 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/?p=520#comment-19026 LMAO! Woman - you crack me up more than you could ever know!! I love me some Tanis!!!! Good luck on your blogging award.... I totally voted for you!! LMAO! Woman – you crack me up more than you could ever know!!
I love me some Tanis!!!! Good luck on your blogging award…. I totally voted for you!!

]]> By: Assertagirl http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/comment-page-4/#comment-17569 Assertagirl Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:55:52 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/?p=520#comment-17569 Ohhhh, the cuteness is BLINDING. Smoochy smooches to your puppy. (And you!) Ohhhh, the cuteness is BLINDING. Smoochy smooches to your puppy. (And you!)

]]> By: Patty House http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/comment-page-4/#comment-17552 Patty House Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:29:21 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/?p=520#comment-17552 Awe! He's cute! We got a new puppy in July. He's still puppy size...of course he's only 5 months old...and a teacup chihuahua! =) Awe! He’s cute! We got a new puppy in July. He’s still puppy size…of course he’s only 5 months old…and a teacup chihuahua! =)

]]> By: Tracy http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2008/10/13/his-bark-is-louder-than-his-bite/comment-page-4/#comment-17341 Tracy Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:19:06 +0000 http://theredneckmommy.com/?p=520#comment-17341 Tanis! I know I'm too late for the contest (snif) but I want to share this laugh with you without requiring a reward: (you can share it with Fric & Frac!) Late one dark and rainy Halloween night a man was walking home alone when he hears behind him ....... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However ... the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity.... BUMP... clappity... BUMP... clappity... BUMP... clappity... BUMP... at the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom at the end of the hall, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps... then ... With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN. Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and... the coffin stops. Tanis! I know I’m too late for the contest (snif) but I want to share this laugh with you without requiring a reward:
(you can share it with Fric & Frac!)

Late one dark and rainy Halloween night a man was
walking home alone when he hears behind him …….

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him

BUMP…

BUMP…

BUMP…

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,the coffin bouncing quickly behind him …

faster…

faster…

BUMP…

BUMP….

BUMP…

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However …

the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping …

clappity….

BUMP…

clappity…

BUMP…

clappity…

BUMP…

clappity…

BUMP…

at the heels of the terrified man….

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom at the end of the hall, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps…

then …

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy,

anything …

his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN.

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition,

and…

the coffin stops.

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