The Requisite Christmas Post @ Attack of the Redneck Mommy

I have put my readers through an emotional wringer the entire month of December and beat y’all over the head with one emotion after another.

I am a cruel, cruel bloggy mistress.

(Totally picture me saying that while waggling my eyebrows and wearing a leather bustier and wielding a whip. Cuz that’s how I roll, yo.)

Wink.

However, the time has come to let loose, start anew and frolic merrily. I’m all about frolicking. Heh.

I hope everyone enjoys this week frolicking with me.

And to help you do that, I’ve a special treat for y’all.

Because I really am a cruel, cruel bloggy mistress.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Holidays, heck, whatever you want to call it, I hope you enjoy it.

If that wasn’t painful enough, I figured I’d drag my children into publicly shaming themselves along with me. Cuz what says parental love more than posting highly embarrassing videos of you and your children on the internet so they can be mocked for years to come? It’s my Christmas gift to them.

Heh.

Love,

Tanis, your friendly neighbourhood Redneck.

Will

Wednesday, 24 December, 2008 at 11:20

I have tears in my eyes. Tears!

kd@abitsquirrelly

Wednesday, 24 December, 2008 at 11:22

That was pretty dang adorable. Merry Christmas!

Neil

I think Santa is going to leave you something special for doing that.

TJ

Ah you all are so cute! Merry Christmas!

And I totally thought of you in full S&M gear when you said bloggy mistress!

foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)

Wednesday, 24 December, 2008 at 11:23

My kids came running to the living room when they heard you and your kids singing. My oldest asked, “Are you going to make us do something like that?” I told him no, but I may have had my fingers crossed behind my back!

Those kids of yours are dipped in awesome and sprinkled with fantastic! Hope you all have an amazing Christmas together!

Me love you long time!