Wish we read your blog before we gave this stuff a try. Let’s just say my GF and I were getting intimate this morning. While GF was playing “Dora the Explorer” with my junk, I mentioned a little lube would be nice. I recently purchase the KY “variety” pack of warming massage oils and thought it might be fun to try. Now mind you, as a male I’m not the best shopper but, I did read the front of the package which quotes “Safe for contact with intimate areas” (so I thought we were good). Any way GF looks at the pack and says oooo Malibu Sunrise, that sounds nice. She diligently opens the bottle and squirts a few drops on her hand and then liberally applies it to my junk. Sounded great, until my recently shaved scrot, starts warming at an alarming rate. Meanwhile, GF is liberally massaging my parts. Keep in mind that we’re a new couple just getting intimate, so I was reluctant to sound alarmed. After about five minutes, I break out in a cold sweat while loosing my erection from the heat. Jump out of bed for the bathroom trying to quench the fire by using a wash cloth. Obviously I’m an amateur, never thought of ice, the wash cloth failed horribly. I quickly jumped into the shower washing diligently. All I was thinking was OH S!it. GF, concerned came into the bath asking if everything was OK. I assured her things were well, hoping the chemical burn would not leave me scarred.

Later, getting back into bed, the GF and I talked about the experience – while she laughed. She said, oh couldn’t be that bad let me try. I think she was feeling bad, plus I think she was thinking I was a little whimpy .– but not sure of the motive. OK, here are two college grads. Did either of us think to READ THE BOTTLE!!!!! Nope. So I apply a liberal amount of the liquid napalm. Immediately her eyes become as big as saucers. She says HOLY CRAP my who-ha is on fire. We immediately run to the shower (almost falling), trying to extinguish this cr~p. Only after five minutes and half bottle of baby oil, did the burning subside. The intimate shower was nice but, not what I’d consider appropriate foreplay!!!! Malibu Sunset HELL!!!!!! More like solar flair with cosmic rays modifying your body parts. Perhaps their marketing department could market this for chemical warfare. Well, at least its nice to know that other kind folk have been duped by KY’s marketing. Sticking with 30W pensoil from now on ; )

I say no more.