I wrote a new post.
But I didn’t write it for this blog. I wrote it for Mr. Lady’s blog.
Why?
Because today is her birthday and what better gift could I give her than mocking sarcastic words written in love?
Plus, I posted nude photos.
Of her.
And me.
People really shouldn’t give me access to their blogs. I may just take advantage of it. Heh.
Go here if you want to read it and ogle my nakedness and hers.
In the meantime, I’m taking the phone of the hook and unplugging the laptop to avoid hearing Shannon’s screeching when she finds out I ran amuck on her blog.
Elisa
Such a lovely present! For the boys who are reading the post
tina L
That was a wonderful post you did for your friend. I wish I had friends like you…
karen
So Sweet of you
derfina
Now, that’s a REAL friend.
Mr Lady
If you wanted to take advantage of me, all you had to do was ask, fool.
I loves you.
colleen
Damn dude – I commented on the lovely Mr. Lady’s site, and proclaimed my love for you. and now I have to read you. I think I have a new internet crush yo. (yeah, she’s made me talk like her too now. bygones.)
Miss Grace
So. I thought that picture of your daughter (from your last post) was a picture of you at 12, and didn’t realize otherwise until I read your birthday post at Mr. Lady’s.
Jill
She should have known better than to give you the keys to the kingdom!! Great post, hot stuff!
Irish Gumbo
Well, with a set up like that, pretty much guaranteed I’ll take a look!
Thanks, Tanis!
Peace, from Irish Redneck, er, Gumbo!
Sticky
Great post! You gotta love a friend who has the keys to your shit and does nothing but leave sarcastic messages and nudity!
Love it!
RebTurtle
Very nice. I laughed, I ogled, I gagged. It was a friendship trifecta.
Persnickety Ticker
OMG TANIS!!! I was flipping through the channels and I came across a little highlight show on HLN (Headline News) about you! I was all like…I READ HER!! OMG SHE’S FAMOUS!! YOU WERE ON THE NATIONAL NEWS!
How cool. You rock!
Jayne
You’re getting Bigger than Ben Hur!
New-wise, not your butt size.
And those nekkid pic….!!!!
shelly
Your tatoo’s cute as…the toe photo…not so good.
Captain Dumbass
You look fantastic naked, but might I recommend a pedicure?
j king
just saw your website on hln. so i had to check it out. pretty funny and sorry for your loss. keep up the good work. whatever helps.
maggie, dammit
You did good, girl. SO good. XO
Musing
Nudity always makes for a great birthday gift.
Dinnerdishesdrinking
Oooooooo what a cheeky monkey!
Have you tried the PC Chocolate Chai-I DARE you!! (sold at Superstore) dooooooo it!! I’ve gotten all my friends hooked on it!
Glamour Girl
DAMN I wish I had the guts to take a nude photo! I LOVED the second on. So sexy yet keeps all your secrets! I hear you roar woman!