{Hi all; Mr Lady here}
Sometimes on really long trips away from home, when you’re a stranger in a strange land, when you are forced to go to Nordstrom’s against your will, when you get stuck in the same hotel as the president of the United States armed with nothing more than a blubbering ex-pat and some left-over cannoli, when you roll over every night to snuggle your Boo only to realize that your Boo either has shockingly saggy boobs or the girl sharing your bed has ohmygodsomuch facial hair, well…sometimes a woman can do little more than question her life, her very existence, her friend’s penchants for run-on sentences. And then, when you least expect it, a sign appears. A sign from Heaven. Or Sweden.
And then you know what has to be done, and you get back to your roots. You go HOME. You run-don’t-walk-run for the northest Great White North you can find. Redneck Mommy will return shortly, provided she doesn’t get bitten. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…








Miss Grace
Oh my. This is awesome. You want the keys to MY blog?
churchpunkmom
RAD.
BusyDad
If you look really hard, you can almost see my reflection in that moose. Hey, you’d brag too if you spent your Sunday morning wandering Chicago with Mr Lady and Redneck Mommy.
blues
Love the pic. And love seeing Mr. Lady over here.
Lauren
That’s a moose? It looks like a bull but I guess that’s because I’m from Texas and I’m retarded.
Jody
@Lauren, http://theredneckmommy.com/2009/03/10/dear-internet-im-placing-you-on-notice/
I am sorry, but it hits me in the stomach whenever I see/read/hear the word “retard.” And I can’t ignore it.
Lauren
@Jody,
I’m sorry if it bothered you. To me that word doesn’t = developmentally handicapped person. It = idiot. I never use that word to refer to a special needs person because that would be derrogatory.
SingleParentDad
There’s a moose loose about this hoose.
Canadian Bald Guy
So Tanis is super-bendy AND has an over-active tongue?? No wonder her hubby is a happy guy.
corrin
Love you, love the moose. Did not get the courage to come introduce myself!
Assertagirl
Can I just tell you how much I love your Monty Python references?
(And thank you again for the lovely coffee last Thursday! Glad we got to hang for even just a few minutes.)
Kyddryn
My sister was bitten by a moose.
Looks like y’all had fun. Could someone please write about how much BlogHer bites so I don’t have wistful little “Gee, I wish I was a millionaire, or at least had income, so I could pony up the dough to go meet these amazing people and die from shyness induced cultural overload combined with a healthy dose of blogger worship…” thoughts traipsing through my agoraphobic head? Thank you.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
Above Average Joe
My, what shiny horns you have…
MommaSunshine
I wanna see a pic of Tanis licking a Beaver.
Just sayin’. heh.
maryam
i like to read for u always and always, by the way am from Bahrain.. lol
Jamie
Great picture!! Awesome!!
Della
IRONY! I was just going through old emails ** TODAY** to clean out Outlook and found a picture of two mooses making out, and the first person I thought of was RNM. And then, this.
katie ~ motherbumper
Secretly we both know she was very pleased to be rolling over and finding that chick with the run-on-sentences, ain’t that right?
Momo Fali
How the hell did I miss out on the leftover cannoli?
Backpacking Dad
Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE AND “RALPH” THE WONDER LLAMA.
rachel-asouthernfairytale
That is fabulous.
Damn early flights.
Love.
Amo
That moose was hung like a… well, nevermind.