Comments on: A Life Without the ‘v’ is No Life At All

By: Lynette

Lynette — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:22:50 +0000

The hubs calls it my kitty, I just say twat. (I like to keep it klassy)

Hope your V is repaired soon. Ha.

By: Crystal

Crystal — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:55:45 +0000

This cracks me up…

By: Jean

Jean — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:42:31 +0000

You could get a laptop keyboard. Amazon has them cheap. http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_i_0?rh=i%3Aelectronics%2Ck%3Alaptop+keyboard&keywords=laptop+keyboard&ie=UTF8&qid=1260844623
They plug into the usb port. It’s better than taking the laptop in to be repaired.

My oldest used to say ba china when he was young. The name stuck for years. My daughter is 20 and she says vajayjay or hooha.

By: Misty

Misty — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 06:38:51 +0000

Oh, you’re going to love me. This is an extensive discussion in my household. I regularly call mine hoo-hoo, hoo-ha, bajingo, pink parts, lady bits, pleasure palace, pussy, twat, cunt, punany, box, kitty, cunny, coochie, snatch, bush/hardwood floors, (fine) china, bat cave, mound, yoni, love button or muff.
There’s a song called Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F.U.C.K.) which refers to a lady’s special place as Ham wallet, oyster ditch, gut locker, pudding hatch, squish mitten (my fave of the song) yippee bog, bitch wrinkle, and fiddle cove.
There’s also a wikipedia page for euphemisms for vagina: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:vagina/more
as well as for vulva. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:vulva
So there you go… enough names to give it until the end of time, or until you get your key fixed.

By: Jen

Jen — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:51:44 +0000

I work in long term care, and some how it has been come to be called “bingo card”. I wish I knew the story behind it. “Mary stop scratching your ‘Bingo Card’.” Always makes me giggle…. and yes, all the old ladies names are Mary.