Look at me! I’m taking over the internet, one space at a time.
The wise and beautiful ladies over at Savvy Source have asked me to start a conversation group at their place. And since I am a people pleaser, I was pleased to oblige.
Hence, a redneck chatroom all of my own.
Except I have no friends over there to chat with. (It’s like junior high all over again except this time no one can stuff me in a locker or pin a ‘Kick Me, I’m a Loser’ sign on my back.)
So if you feel the need for a little redneck speed (heh…I so need some caffeine this morning), hop on over there and start chatting with me. Ask me anything. Share your knowledge. Mock me. It’s our special space. Away from my husband’s prying eyes. Heh.
You won’t regret it.
Well okay, you might, but isn’t that half the fun?
Can’t get enough of me? Watch my latest CBC Connect With Mark Kelley television segment and learn how not only am I a parental dumbass but they pay me to talk about it on NATIONAL television! It’s my husband’s worse nightmare come to fruition!!!
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 9:54
I wouldn’t use the word dork…..
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 9:57
“Dork” is not the word that comes to mind for me, either. “Grande dame of deliciousness,” possibly.
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 9:57
I just sat down at your lunch table and added my two cents.
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 10:01
Having trouble getting their registration mail (I’m @daveip1966 on twitter)
Working with them to fix, but it’s 1 AM here, so won’t be able to follow up more til tomorrow
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 10:23
Man, something else to sign up to? You just love to torment me, don’t you?
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 11:14
Okay I rushed RIGHT over there and created a profile and searched for you and Savvy Source totally didn’t have anything pop up when I searched “redneck” or “Tanis,” so I think they need a firm talking-to. I’m MFA Mama on there and when I finally wised up and clicked your link on HERE to go over THERE I ended up making my comment on Santa a separate conversation because I didn’t know the platform very well. Then I saw a little red x in a circle at the upper right by my new conversation and thought “AHA, I’LL DELETE MY NEW TOPIC AND JOIN TANIS’S CONVERSATION!” and was all proud because I remembered to highlight and copy my brilliant text first and then I discovered that the little red x in the circle at the upper right? Yeah that’s to report somebody for being profane or trying to commit some kind of cybercrime, so I gave up because at that point I pretty much needed to talk an Ativan or something. Savvy Source is STRESSFUL. Also they should make the little red x in the circle at the upper right a yellow exclamation mark in a triangle or something instead so people don’t accidentally try to scour evidence of their lameness from the innernet and end up potentially get themselves banned for life or something.
I’m exhausted now. But do you see how not-lame you are by comparison?
You’re gonna be my friend on there if I don’t get arrested or something and booted out of the site, right? xox
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 12:33
DONE! I flew right over and set myself up. I am now a follower o’the cult of the Savvy Redneck Mommy! I can’t wait to see some of the conversations that pop up over there!
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 16:40
OK. Just signed up and asked my first question. I will torment you. It’s what I do. Because I love you…
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 21:07
@Out-Numbered, OK. That wasn’t as fun as I thought it was gonna be. You win. Damn you.
Wednesday, 9 December, 2009 at 21:21
@Out-Numbered, Like there was ever any doubt. I always win.