There was something in the air yesterday, up here in Canada. Something magical. Something golden.
Of course, I’m talking about Canada’s victory against the United States for the mens Gold medal in Hockey. Â As a sports nut, a hockey fan and a patriotic Canadian, it was my duty to gather my children around the telly, drink beer and cuss like a sailor every time the Americans scored a goal.
The moment was historic. The game was electrifying. The twitter smack talk thrilling.
Thousands of American and Canadian arm chair hockey players set aside their virtual and real life friendships to scrap over National pride.
Note to self: Don’t let your children near your laptop when taking victory pictures.
My veins were filled with maple syrup and my heart wrapped with bacon as my family and two nations sat on the edge of their seats while we watched over grown boys battle to see their childhood dream come true: to win an Olympic Gold medal.
Of course, no good hockey game would be complete without a little wager, and like President Obama and Prime Minister Harper, I couldn’t resist placing my national pride on the line and making a bet with my American friend, Jason.
There is nothing like knowing your nose will be rubbed in the manure of loss and you will be forced to taste the sweet nectar of public humiliation if your team loses to make you toss back more beers than prudent and scream cheer a little louder at the tiny men with sticks living inside your television box.
Sidney Crosby was totally thinking of me when he scored the winning goal in over-time, I know it.
Jason doesn’t like Crosby. Heh.
Jason’s penance? Well, some things you just have to see for yourself. This is one of them:
Canadian gold has never tasted sweeter.
What Jason didn’t know when he innocently tossed down the gauntlet and waved the red flag in front of this bull’s nose, is I’ve made hockey bets on twitter before. And I’ve won every.single.time.
Erin really enjoyed losing dressing in a Viking costume. Can’t you just see the joy shining through?
My American friends keep forgetting I’m mapletastic CANADIAN and I teethed on a hockey puck. I know hockey.
I was still riding the waves of national pride when I opened up my laptop to learn that my day had just gotten even better.
It was announced on twitter that I won a Bloggie for Best Canadian blog. A hockey gold and a Bloggie? I knew I should have bought a lotto ticket when I went to the store earlier in the day.
It dawned on me as I sat there watching my twitter stream fill with congratulation tweets, that in my excitement over the hockey game I forgot something important to me.
Yesterday, the day hockey history was made, bets were won and a Bloggie awarded, was my blogging anniversary. Four years ago to the day, I sat behind my shiny new computer and mustered up the courage to write my very first blog post.
I had a bad hair cut, my hair was dyed brown and I could barely breathe from the weight of my son’s death crushing my soul, and I had no idea what was in store for me when I pressed publish for the first time. I had no understanding of the power of this community I was about to invite myself into; no idea my life was about to change and that one day I’d have American men singing in their boxers on the internet for me real and virtual friends across the world.
It has been a long road and one I’m glad I had the foresight to ask you all to travel alongside me.
My blog birthday couldn’t have gotten any better.
And then I saw this:
The always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver!
It was like Canada was reaching out to pat me on the head and wish me a happy blog birthday while the Universe showered me with fairy dust.
Feb. 28, 2010. The day I farted rainbows and the world declared itself to be Tanis-tastic.
***Thank you to everyone who has supported and held me up these past four years. If I could, I’d give you each a giant inflatable beaver for you all to enjoy. Because you know, sometimes words just aren’t enough***












habanerogal
Smooshy mapletastic hugs for your award and for keeping me posted on the game and I did get to see the end on a giant screen at a bar which gave me the chance to hug tons of yummy smelling hockey fans. It was amazing !!!!!!!!!!!
kootnygirl
Helluva game; helluvan Olympics. I was all gushy and busting with pride when I woke up today.
And you have a blogiversay and a Bloggie on top of that? I don’t know how you can stand it.
Emma
Well deserved, Tanis – many congrats. What a great day.
muskrat
That beaver might be too big for me to eat.
Aaron
A perfect post,love it!
Keyona
Congrats girl. When the sun shines it really brightens shit up huh?
Linda
Congrats on the Bloggie and the hockey victory! Thanks for sharing your life and soul with us here on your blog! Happy bloggy birthday!
sandy
congratulations! you deserve all of it! (unless you want to share the beaver with your hubby)
mom101
I remember that very first blog post. I commented on it. And look at you know, all growed up!
I’m sure both wins make the fact that the UK owns your Canadian brand a little easier to take.
Lady M
Congratulations to you, your blog, and all of Canada!
kimberly loomis
I am following you now only because you can fart rainbows.
That makes you my new hero.
Liza
OMG, Tanis. Happy bloggiversary, Congratulations on the Bloggie, and please stop making me pee in my pants from laughing while reading. The giant inflatable beavers almost ruined my sofa.
Band Mamma
I’ve GOT to know where to get a beaver like that. LMAO. My daughter is a member of Kappa Kappa Psi (music fraternity) and their mascot is a beaver. Man, Canadians have all the luck! There’s beaver nothing around here. Well, those kinds of beavers. She is at a party college, after all….
Catootes
You Rock!
Congrats! On the Award and that whole Canada Hockey thing.
marymac
The flags were a nice touch but Jason was a pussy not to get all the way naked. He at least owed Canada THAT.
Outolokowski
Many congrats on the wins, Bloggie and Hockey GOLD. I have to ‘fess up, I fell asleep in the first period. But then I’m a UKer, living in GMT +8. It was LATE, I tells ya!
Jennifer
And yet another thing to be proud of for Canada!!!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/03/01/condoms.vancouver.olympics/index.html?hpt=Mid
Vancouver medals in condom distribution
Laura
Congratulations twice over on the Bloggie award and your anniversary. I didn’t get to watch the game but saw the afterwards in Vancouver on the news. I don’t know how any Canadian couldn’t watch that and become infected with happiness and national pride. It was a Canucktastic day.
Avitable
Which one is hockey again? Is that the one with the ice?
jennielynn
Congratulations, Tanis!