Turns out I enjoy sticking my head through wooden cutouts and making faces.
When I tell people my middle name, they laugh. Not with me but most definitely at me. I take comfort in the fact my name could have been worse. It could’ve been Elmo.
I have a birthmark on the back of my thigh which is the exact shape of the country of Italy. I sincerely believe this is responsible for my shoe fetish.
I collect watches but I never wear them. The hair on my wrist is too long and I’m tired of yelping when the watch rips the hairs out.
I’m scared of cows. This can prove troublesome when one is married into a cattle farming family.
I call my husband Boo on my blog because it was his childhood nickname, bestowed onto him by an older sibling.
I hate parsnips.
I’m tone deaf and vocally challenged yet I love karaoke.
I once filled a dozen Barbies doll heads with ketchup and then used the dolls for target practice to sight in a rifle.
There are three nipple hairs on my right boob that only sprout whenever my husband is home for the weekend. I’m debating on letting them grow and seeing if I can put beads on them just to freak my husband out.
I did an interview for The Daily Femme and you can read more about me here. (Go read it. You won’t be disappointed in my jackassery.)
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Care to share a random tidbit about yourself so I don’t feel all alone in my quirkiness?
Jenny
My sister had three kidneys, but one of them was defunct and the doctor removed it.
My son has a supernumerary nipple.
I drive barefoot. Always.
I hate the F-word. Not the one that rhymes with truck. The one that rhymes with heart, and I’ve been seeing it all day. I’m sure my boys will taunt me will one day taunt me with this…. They’ve been taunting me with the P-word that rhymes with soup since they were born.
Kristin
I have a birthmark on the inside of my upper arm like a goldfish cracker. I don’t blame it for anything.
Cindy
I hate bare floors. I would have carpet in my bathrooms and kitchen if it was up to me.
I love “As Seen on TV” gadgets. Any time I hear “If you buy right now, we’ll throw in a (insert equally useless item) for free” I’m all over it.
I love mowing the lawn.
I obsessively alphabetize things. You’ll notice this list is.
p.s. LOVELOVELOVE your blog!
Yo is Me
i’m terrified of butterflies. i used to lie and say my middle name was elizabeth because everyone laughed at elvira. i love my middle name now.
serious about the butterflies. TERRIFIED. did you know that they migrate from mexico to santa barbara every single year?
i only know this because a “friend” of mine lives in between those two spots. and she’s afraid of butterflies.
but her middle name is elizabeth, so it’s not me.
Ennie
I can do “here is the church, here is the steeple” with my toes.
Farts ARE funny.
I am not gray enough.
Thanks for a fine blog.
skye
i can’t sleep unless i suck my bottom lip
Kaci
1. I don’t listen to Dyson commercials.
2. I harbor a deep love for junk food like Hamburger Helper.
How can you not like parsnips? They taste like carrots!
Micha
Love reading your blog….
I am scared of moles. Yes, the animal, not the skin moles:-) They are creepy.
I HATE flying and I am married to a private pilot…and yes, we fly to the US (from Germany) once a year. No alcohol or drugs for me since I am still nursing.
I do NOT like Weissbier, and yes, I do live in Bavaria.
Hahaha, I also have hair around my nipple, right side though and ‘only’ two.
Maureen
I have a birthmark in the shape of Madagascar on my leg, and I can wiggle my eyes. Wow–now I sound like a mutant cartoon character.
Jenn H.
Probably due to living in homes with scary, rust-stained bathtubs when I was young, I have bathtub issues. No baths for me. Showers all the way!
I totally suck at wallyball, but I LOVE to play it!!
I fear grasshoppers like you would not believe.
Beth B
I posed naked in my college year book. Just the backside. I take pride in knowing that my butt got more space than the homecoming queen.
emily
When I found out that I had to change my name to get married- in 7th grade- I decided I would never marry. Turns out, I did marry, and my husband’s name happens to be the same as mine.
In my mind, all of my kids have MY last name.
I spend all of my extra money on makeup that I never wear.
W.C.Camp
I have a birthmark too which is in the shape of Greece. I got it from splashing the fryer while I was dunking for donuts. Do you think this is why I only eat greasy foods and fried foods? Just wondering? W.C.C.
Jamie
I have a birthmark on my left elbow in the shape of the Hawaiian islands.
I also once stuck a dime up my nose to cheer up a co-worker and I had to use the claw-grip forceps from a computer repair kit to remove it. (Losing grip on the dime up my nose was not part of the cheering up plan.)