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		<title>How to Survive Kamikaze Dogs and ATM Skimming</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most Fridays are days like any other. My children run around behaving as though they were raised with a pack of wolves, I yell at the kids not to yell at each other (which, for the record, is the best ineffective parenting tip I could ever share with y&#8217;all) and my husband does whatever it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back To School Sighs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m dreading next week. All of my children will be in school, all day, every day, leaving me home alone with the dogs as I wait for the sounds of the school bus to return them home. Five days a week, I&#8217;ll be by myself, having no one to boss around or cuddle with during the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2010/08/23/back-to-school-sighs/</link>
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		<title>Slobber Puss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, when life gets hard, the skies are so smoky the sun can&#8217;t shine through, your water pump breaks leaving you without clean running water, people continue to throw around the R word because they think it&#8217;s funny or socially acceptable and health problems plague your small family members, all one needs is a good [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2010/08/21/slobber-puss/</link>
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		<title>Doctor&#8217;s Note</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Internets, Please excuse Tanis the Redneck Mommy from her absence on the ole intertubes. She has recently been struck down with some sort of virus that is slowly causing her brains to seep out her nostrils. She&#8217;s hoping to staunch the loss of brain power by stuffing kleenex and crumpled toilet paper up her [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2010/08/19/doctors-note/</link>
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		<title>Charity Work Ain&#8217;t Always Easy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night I emailed a naked photo of myself to my husband. Before you get the wrong idea about me and think I often email naked pics of myself to Boo, let me stop you. I don&#8217;t. I prefer to tease him by telling him I&#8217;m going to send him a naked picture of myself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.theredneckmommy.com/2010/08/16/charity-work-aint-always-easy/</link>
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